• Directed by Roger McKenzie
• Written by Woody Allen

Allan Felix has this thing about Humphrey Bogart. If only he had some of Bogart's technique... Bookish and insecure with women, Allan's hero, Bogey comes to the rescue, with a fantastic bevy of beauties played out in hilarious fantasy sequences. Fixed up by friends with gorgeous women, he's so awkward that even Bogey's patience is tried. It's a tough life, making it in the world of beautiful people, but if you can't be a hero it helps to have one.